YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE BECAUSE IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST STUFF & THINGS.

Our Message

Welcome to Stuff & Things dot Life.

The place to shop for Stuff & Things for your Life.

Our philosophy is quite simple:

People thrive on consumption. It's not just about survival or sustaining ourselves; shopping is a vital source of happiness in our often challenging and lonely lives. It can bring joy, comfort, and lasting convenience, or at the very least a distraction from that numbing anxiety caused by consciousness.

We believe you deserve the best. As our time on this planet is limited, it is important we all live our lives with efficiency in our daily functions. Not only will this provide us with a sense of purpose and motivate us; but also, inconvenience is a type of poverty, much like ignorance is a type of bliss - we should all strive to overcome it.

So, together, but separately, let us better our lives with Stuff & Things.

Thank you for participating in this economy. Best of Luck!

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Remember, a life well spent is money you'll never see again.

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Kitchen

Elevate your kitchen like a Michelin-starred chef with otherwise crippling OCD.

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Garden & Outdoor

Just make sure what your growing is legal.

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Living Room

The most ironic place to die.

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Bathroom

The most likely place to die.

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Household Technology

Can someone check if Wi-Fi is a human right?

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Bedroom

A place where a “tight squeeze” is part of the fun.

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Lifestyle

Sometimes, you just gotta chill the fuck out.

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Office & Stationary

Tools to create excess shareholder value.

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