YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE BECAUSE IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST STUFF & THINGS.

Our Message

Welcome to Stuff & Things dot Life.

The place to shop for Stuff & Things for your Life.

Our philosophy is quite simple:

Humans thrive on consumption. It's not just about exchanging tangible resources; it is a vital source of happiness in our often challenging and lonely lives. All aesthetic and functional products are generally designed to provide convenience and comfort, alleviating the pain induced by consciousness.

We believe you deserve the best. We believe that efficiency in our surroundings provides us with a sense of purpose; however, if we are being completely honest, inconvenience is just a type of poverty, much like ignorance is just a type of bliss.

So, together but separately, let us fill our lives with joy, in the form of Stuff & Things.

Thank you for participating in this economy. Best of Luck!

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Remember, a life well spent is money you'll never see again.

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Kitchen

Elevate your kitchen like a Michelin-starred chef with otherwise crippling OCD.

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Garden & Outdoor

Just make sure what your growing is legal.

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Living Room

The most ironic place to die.

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Bathroom

The most likely place to die.

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Household Technology

Can someone check if Wi-Fi is a human right?

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Bedroom

A place where a “tight squeeze” is part of the fun.

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Lifestyle

Sometimes, you just gotta chill the fuck out.

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Office & Stationary

Tools to create excess shareholder value.

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